The Bro Code

So verkauft man also Bücher … ich lese ein paar Tweets von EquilibriumBlog über #brocode, google danach und entdecke, dass es ein Buch ist und im Zusammenhang mit der Serie How I Met Your Mother steht. Letztere schaue ich noch nicht sehr lange und so ist mir der Bro Code nie aufgefallen, aber seht selbst:

Hab mir das Buch sofort auf Amazon bestellt. Love it!

“A bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight.”
“A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection.”
“A bro should not “pop” his collar.”
“A bro should not wear a scarf without a jacket or coat.”
“A bro should never “sip” and alcoholic drink through a straw.”
“A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.”
“Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction of said girl’s wildly unattractive cousin / friend / mother.”
“Bros must make movies quotes as often as possible”
“A bro must never distract another bro while playing Guitar Hero.”

Bin gespannt was noch so in dem “Gesetzbuch” zu finden ist