Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris

Machen wir halt auch mal mit. Random Chuck Norris Facts! ;-)

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
  • There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  • There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
  • When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
  • When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • If Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the fuck down.

Um nur einige zu nennen ;-)

Gute Nacht!

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19 Antworten zu „Chuck Norris Facts“

  1. Avatar von Plasma

    Sehr geil :-) Genau richtig um meinen Bürostart etwas aufzuhellen ;-)

  2. Avatar von Frank

    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    When Chuck Norris was born, he came out with his feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor..because nobody delivers Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, Chuck Norris stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

    Outer space exists because it’s afraid to live on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

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  4. Avatar von hujhj

    judge mcmahon>chuck norris

    mcmahon for president

  5. Avatar von spartacus

    spartacus once said that chuck the almighty norris has the power to kill 1000 roman warriors in a matter of 32 seconds and was proven in 15AD

  6. Avatar von

    The only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of is… Chuck Norris.

  7. Avatar von

    When Chuck Norris was born he came out feet first and roundhouse kicked the doctor in the face. Because the only person to deliver Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris

  8. Avatar von

    Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris

  9. Avatar von

    And God rested on the 7th day, then Chuck Norris took over.

  10. Avatar von

    Chuck Norris lost his verginity before hid dad did

  11. Avatar von

    Chuck Norris is 1/8th indian, because he ate an indian

  12. Avatar von

    The quickest way to a mans heart, Chuck Norris‘ fist

  13. Avatar von

    Chuck Norris is now sueing Bubble Tape, because 6 feet of fun is his trade mark

  14. Avatar von Sebbi

    Wow, a real fan :-)

  15. Avatar von Reffery

    King Kong and Godzilla fighting against eachother, whos the winner? Chuck Norris.

  16. Avatar von Sebbi

    btw: für alle Fans, am Samstag große Walker, Texas Ranger Nacht auf RTL2 ;-)

  17. Avatar von Frosty

    Chuck Norris hat links nur einen Arm

    Chuck norris wäscht sich mit Phosphorsäure

    Chuck norris bekommt keine erkältung, die Erkältung bekommt Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris hat keine Beine, er hat Massenvernichtungswaffen

    Chuck Norris isst kein Gemüse, er verpasst ihm so lange Roundhouse-Kicks, bis es Fleisch wird

  18. Avatar von Sebbi

    Chuck Norris ist wohl nicht unter zu kriegen ;-) …