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Machen wir halt auch mal mit. Random Chuck Norris Facts! ;-)

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
  • There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  • There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
  • When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
  • When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • If Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the fuck down.

Um nur einige zu nennen ;-)

Gute Nacht!

19 Antworten auf „Chuck Norris Facts“

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

When Chuck Norris was born, he came out with his feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor..because nobody delivers Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, Chuck Norris stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to live on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was born he came out feet first and roundhouse kicked the doctor in the face. Because the only person to deliver Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris hat links nur einen Arm

Chuck norris wäscht sich mit Phosphorsäure

Chuck norris bekommt keine erkältung, die Erkältung bekommt Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris hat keine Beine, er hat Massenvernichtungswaffen

Chuck Norris isst kein Gemüse, er verpasst ihm so lange Roundhouse-Kicks, bis es Fleisch wird

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