Machen wir halt auch mal mit. Random Chuck Norris Facts! ;-)
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
- When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
- When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- If Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the fuck down.
Um nur einige zu nennen ;-)
Gute Nacht!
